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Virgin Mouse (bonus track)

from Angel with a Sword by Leslie Fish

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© Leslie Fish, 2005

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My virgin mouse (3X)
Tonight I break you in.

You look so fine, my virgin mouse.
I finally got you in my house.
My hands are itching, and my need is bad.
I can’t wait to lay you on my pad!

You’re wrapped up tight, but I’ll strip you bare.
Can’t wait to touch what’s under there.
If my hands won’t do it, I’ll use my teeth
Or even a knife to get underneath to—

(Bridge)
There’s no kink in your tail at all.
I know you’re smooth and without a ball.
Let your little light shine and slide for me.
When correctly viewed, anything is lewd.
Let me show you how lewd a geek can be!

I touch your buttons, and they’re smooth as sin.
I grab your tail and I plug you in.
We know who made you; it’s none of them—
I won’t sh*t you, but IBM! (Cho.)

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from Angel with a Sword, released September 2, 2022

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Leslie Fish Phoenix, Arizona

If there's one name that's practically synonymous with filk (Science Fiction folk music), it's Leslie Fish. Leslie has written literally hundreds of songs covering almost every subject, from the space program ("Hope Eyrie"), to Star Trek ("Banned From Argo") to urban life, history, and space fantasy ("Carmen Miranda's Ghost"). ... more

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